A blockhead heard a burglar breaking into him house.He hurriedly wrote a note:"The inside is not the outside" and put it up on the door of the central room. When he heard the burglar reach the central room he hastende to write "Dead end" ona piece of paper and stuck it onto the door of the room he rushed to the toilet. Closing the door in a flurry, he coughed loudly when he heard the burglar approach and shouted,"There's already somebody in!"

呆子拒盗

      一个呆子听说强盗进了家门，急忙写了“各有内外”贴在堂前；听说强盗已经到了堂前，又急忙写了“此路不通”四个字，贴在内屋前；听说强盗进了内屋，慌忙跑入厕所，强盗也跟着追到了厕所，他连忙掩上厕所的门，大声咳嗽，说：：有人在此！”